whenever a soccer fan starts rambling about their team’s way of playing football on some philosophical ziggedy zaggedy spiritual kombucha bikram yoga doing pure as a bottle of hand sanitizer mixed with exotic jasmine tea poured on the nunniest holy nun in the world unprecedentedly beautiful poops shaped like jesus christ level
that’s when i know that the soccer fan is a cule
oh my goD I know this is supposed to be an insult but it’s true sdfgh send ambulances
(Source : indolica, via panic-at-the-isco)